Hey stranger,
Why is it taking you so long to show up? Anyway I know you’re out there
somewhere, probably stuck in traffic or dating some dumb girl that’s not right
for you (but will most probably lead you to me) so I just wanted to ask if
you’d be ok with the following:
1. I take around 30 minutes to get ready. Even when I say “I'm ready”, I’ll
probably need 15 more minutes. Don’t worry, it won’t be a problem when we get
married, you can watch TV while I brush my hair.
2. I don’t care much about sports unless it involves hot shirtless men, music
and dancing, and a romantic love story (you know, like Glee maybe!).
3. My best friend is your best friend, capiche? Pretend you like her, take her
out to dinner if I'm out of town and she's lonely, and don’t get pissed when I
tell her we fought yesterday (she knows EVERYTHING).
4. Lose the bulky muscles and the tight tank top. I don’t care how much weight
you lift at the gym as long as you make me laugh to tears.
5. When I say I'm fine, I'm either fine or, not fine but don’t want to talk
about it (TIP: back off).
6. I don’t want to change, I like myself and if I thought anything was wrong
with me I would’ve changed it a long time ago. So please don’t try to change
me, don’t let me lose my identity. If you're not willing to take me as I am
then maybe you don’t deserve me.
7. I have a job; I can pay for my own meals, shoes, food, and cable. It just
feels so good to be taken care of by you. It’s really simple, you scratch my
back, I scratch yours. Don’t resent it!
8. There’s that time of month when you don’t want to be remotely close to me.
TRUST ME!
9. I'm not a fish; my memory tends to last longer than your average two week
period. Don’t blame me for bringing up previous arguments, I forgive you
already but I'm just using them to prove a point.
10. I'm not always right. When I'm wrong I’ll admit it.
I gotta go now; maybe I’ll run into you today, but until then expect a letter
from me shortly!
Love: your future wife.
PS: took it from some link and couldn't remain without copying it in my blog.